Watching Mary Poppins. It is a movie.
Who the Fuck is Turtle Beoulve
Dec 18
Dec 17
“I love baby farts” -Marcia Lynch
“This staircase brings back fond memories of discussions about sandwiches” -Marcia Lynch
Dec 16
Fire drill at work. Time for some Keno.
Never use your kids’ birthdays as Keno numbers, it just makes you bitter at them when you lose. “You cost me $3 today, go clean your room”.
Dec 14
I just coughed up something that reminded me of Slimer from the Ghostbusters cartoon (Not the movie version).
Dec 11
» Want to hold public office in N.C.? Atheists need not apply
North Carolina’s constitution is clear: politicians who deny the existence of God are barred from holding office. Opponents of Cecil Bothwell are seizing on that law to argue he should not be seated…
Dec 06
» Funniest email conversation ever?
David won’t be doing any more work for Simon. PG13
Turtle Beoulve RulesToLiveBy#1 - Repetition does not make perfect, Repetition with analysis and correction does…
Dec 05
Does snow really count if it’s only sticking to the grass? Nice big flakes though.
